They’re Back!!!!! For a while there I thought they wasn’t coming back. With episodes like Booty Warrior Johnson and Thug Loving…I thought they was gonna be put off the air. Praise the white Jesus they have return. Uncle Ruckus, Grand Dad and the whole gang is back. Usually I am not a fan of people using the “N” word but lawdy these man funny.
We start off with two cops talking about a black man robbing a mini mart. What got me is how these man describing the perp. Then come to one conclusion that he so sexy it has to be pretty boy flizzy. Ain’t nothing more funny than hearing these man talking about the good old days. I won’t lie I miss the good old days when man wasn’t more sexy than woman. Buh dem wearing chap stick. It lip gloss dem man does wearing!
So of course you know the Boondocks like to over exaggerate the stereotype. Well they really hit the nail on the head with this one. Is when they say he beat up Nicki Minaj. I couldn’t stop laughing. Ting sweet me. Dude was literally reading the apology. They ain’t hiding the fact some of these Celebrities do crazy stuff and don’t care. They just want their names trending on twitter.
Which brings us to Tom and his wife. The Freemans heard them arguing and knew something was up. Wanna know what they arguing about…Well Tom is soft. Philsbery Dough Boy soft. Dude apologizing for everything. Driving his wife crazy. Then when she couldn’t take it anymore she trhow him out. I ain’t gonna lie. Dude was acting like a El Gato. A big one. So once the Freeman realize he got thrown out they went into action. Dem boy flipping around like ninjas turning off lights and ting. Like that is a regular ting for this man. Just sad.
So next day Tom was looking at Pretty Boy Flizzy and his Entourage. Yep Flizzy want him to defend him. Epic. Just like black people to make money from going to jail.
So now Tom get home and told his wife Sarah that he is defending Pretty Boy Flizzy. Her eyes dem light up like a christmas tree. I won’t lie if I told my wife bout a next man and she light up….I be fitting to fight. Well Tom had enough. He bust off to drink. Guess who he call. Flizzy. Ain’t that some retarded mess. Call the man your wife getting hard nipples for. Epic. So Flizzy took him to the man cave. You done know what happen then…
I won’t talk about everything here. Will leave that for you to watch but once Tom got back to the party he was pumped like the late Ultimate Warrior. All I can say about Tom in that scene is he grew some balls. Or did he….
Either way the Boondocks Season 4 is here. Started off with a bang. New episodes air every Monday on Cartoon Network. I will be reviewing each episode. Why? Cause I like dem man. This cartoon isn’t like Family Guy with their hit and miss jokes. I know these jokes won’t be funny to most people. I understand. But for the rest of us who are not offended by some of the things said I say to you join me. Lets see how this season will poke fun of the things most of us are afraid to talk about but secretly think!
I know I know I know…I am late again for another review. This blasted game call Clash of Clans. Got me wasting time worse than a college student during finals. This episode was just messed up. Itachi although I respect you I feel you could of done something else other than WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE CLAN. I mean it ain’t that serious.
So this episode starts off where the tension left off. All hell bout to break lose and Itachi is smack dab in the middle. He is 13 years old and already Danzo making this man a team captain. Now this is unheard of for any ninja. To be so young and leading a team. itachi is just that bad. So anyway since Danzo appointed Itachi as a captain his plan was set in motion. We all know his plan to kill all the Uchiha Clan and take their Sharingan was his ultimate end game. Itachi knew this and started to formulate his own plan.
As you can see Obito still hurt by the death of Rin would pop in the Hidden Leaf Village from time to time. Thus setting off an alarm. Funny the Hidden Leaf Village have ADT set up. Whenever someone pop in without the code they would know. I tell ya dem boy advance. Although Obito thought no one knew he was doing this but Itachi knew. I can tell right there and then he knew what he must do. To prevent Danzo from killing his clan and taking thier eyes. Cause he knew what Danzo did to his friend. You know what they say. Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. So Itachi formulated a plan with Obito. What was the plan you asked. Well it is Genocide. Simple just get up and kill the whole lot. Something like that takes guts. To kill your family and friends. Crazy. Just plain out crazy.
I won’t go into detail about how that went down you can see for yourself but through all that death Itachi got the last laugh. Not only did he let Danzo know what time it is, Lord Third sit he backside down. Dissolve his ANBU and whatever ranks he had. It’s about time he did that. He knew that bum was up to no good.
We all knew this episode was coming. It has been played enough times throughout the Naruto series to know how that would play out. Imagine to my surprise when I checked to see what episode would be showing Thursday coming. More Kakashi back story. Now we will relive the younger days of Naruto. Sigh…. I love it but I itching to see some of those fights the intro been teasing me with. I feel like reading the manga…. LOL NAH!!! Ain’t that serious. I rather wait for the animated sweetness. I got time to wait. So Thursday I will ignore Clash of Clans and stop being lazy and get back to what I love to do. So till then stay frost!!!
Everyone know me to be a little phone whore. Some would say I have a problem with phones. So when I heard about the Galaxy S5 I thought…meh. This is probably just the S4.5. Nothing to fart about. Well the opportunity arose and I got a spanking new S5 from Digicel. Of course I wouldn’t say no. So this is my opinion on this bad ting call a phone.
First thing that pops at you is the build of the phone. It isn’t like the HTC One or M8. Sweet metal body with curves to match. Hmph that phone right there is sexy. Nope this little bad ting is like Nicki Minaj. All plastic. Plastic back. Fake metal side. Nothing about it screams premium. I guess with all the law suits Samsung fighting off with a stick from Apple they had to skim on build quality. Don’t worry that doesn’t men the S5 isn’t still good to look at.
For the real phone purist they will tell you having a replaceable battery is a God sent. Nuff time my old nokia phone started to die on me and all I needed to do was swap the battery and she is like brand new. So a point for samsung for keeping that in this build. We also have the option for external storage. So all those man who got anime shows and other stuff that you have to have on your phone this is another cool feature you don’t see on most high end phones. Since the iPhone other carriers been forcing down our throats internal memory and batteries. Screw that. Gimmie the option to add extra space. Instead of spending another $400 for another phone.
SO lets get to the meat and potatoes of the S5. Is this better than the S4. Well it is better in terms of power under the hood. Also the camera is in my opinion AWESOME. I took a few shots with it and felt like I was a professional. Man roll up and ask me what kind of camera I had to take that shot. When I whip out my phone LIKE A BOSS man had to do a double take. Sadly this bad ting look like the S4 from the front. I had to flip it over. You know the S5 signature design. The dimples sort of act like a grip for your hands to hold it. It also have this heartbeat monitor thing. To the back where the flash is. Waste of time. Never used it and will never use it. moving on.
I hate Touch Wiz. That is the GUI (graphical user interface) or the launcher that is presented to you. I swapped it out with Nova Launcher one time. Thank God android is customizable. Then I swapped out the Samsung Keyboard with the Google Keyboard. Yeah I owned the Nexus 4. So I really like the minimalistic design of stock android. Even though the S5 comes with Kitkat 4.2.2 out the box I felt that Samsungs Touchwiz interface was a bit laggy. Switching between apps there was a slight lag. Once I dumped that touchwiz for nova launcher BAM. Like a pimp wearing gators on a sunday afternoon. Smooth!
Some features that stood out for me was the Private mode, Kid Mode and uninstalling of factory apps. Let me start with the Private mode. This comes with the S5. Thing is what it sounds like. A mode for your eyes only. You an set it up with the Finger print scanner. Yeah I don’t think that finger scanner idea was original. Samsung took that from Apple. Yet it is there and I used it. Mind you it don’t work all the time. But it works nonetheless. So once you unlock the mode pictures, videos and “files” can be stored in that folder. So if you are a man or woman who have some hot sexy pictures mixed up with pictures of your family picnic and don’t want nosey people just browsing ur phone. We all been there. “Don’t swipe to the left!” Yeah it rough. So Samsung hooked us up with that.
Then we have the Kid Mode. OMG that thing is what the doctor ordered. I have a son who loves angry birds. So he would take my phone and play all my games and screw with my homescreen. Then he click on all the ads in certain games. Then you know when you have your phone full of kiddy games that you don’t play hotting up your phone. Well the S5 will allow you to hide apps on your profile while allowing the kid mode to show all the kiddie apps for your child to play with. This mode also is password protected. So once you set it up you place the code in and they have fun. Once they are done they give it back to you. Place the code and viola! Your back to your profile. Nothing changed. This mode is awesome for parents who want to keep their phone their way. Not your children’s way.
To all the iPhone fanboys this is nothing new really. Think of this as the iPhone 5s to the Galaxy S4. While I must add that the camera is better. Also the screen size is much bigger. I personally like the size. Looks awesome to play movies and play Clash of Clans on. I am addicted to that game right now. All in all this is a solid phone. Records in 4K. Takes great pictures. Private mode to hide naughty pics and videos. What more can you ask for. Oh did I mention it is waterproof. Yes. I tested it myself.
So if you are on the fence about this phone it isn’t rocket science. The average joe Blow should get this phone. For the Phone Whore who humps specs and measure every detail I say do your homework. Most people who just want something that works this phone just works. That is why she is a bad ting. Whenever you need a fix she is there. Waiting for you to call.
This episode was intense. Real talk. The drama in this episode was just to much. I can see why Itachi did what he did. Things was about o pop off. All because of Danzo. That is one evil dude. I so glad he dead. I am also glad he can not be reincarnated. Total douche bag. So lets dig in shall we.
Since the attack on the Hidden Leaf village by the Nine Tails Danzo been pissing and moaning about the Uchiha Clan controlling the Nine Tails. We all know it wasn’t them. But you know Danzo. Like Pokemon he gotta catch um all. Sharingan that is. Anyway the suspicion is on like popcorn. No one trust them. Things so rough for them that they are under 24 hour surveillance. These man moving like the NSA. Which brings us to the stressful dilemma. Tribal War bout to break out. Tension on the rise. Guess who stuck in the middle. Itachi and Shisui. The things mans does do for their village.
Now that was some messed up stuff. Had this man scooping his own people. That is just foul. I would of never did it. I would joined the revolution and straight kill these man. Meh I guess that is why Sasuke wanted to kill them all. But wouldn’t kill the whole village. Just Danzo and his minions.
So Itachi and Shisui tried their best to prevent this coup d’etat. I will be honest. If I never saw any previous episode of Naruto and came in and saw this episode only I knew their plan wasn’t gonna work. The people dem ready for war. It is like all they need is “I wish somebody would step on my White Air Force Ones!” Then just like that man would be dead all over the place. So Shisui spoke with Lord Third. I can tell he is the only one who want to see peace between the Uchiha Clan and the Hidden Leaf ninjas. What I don’t understand. The Lord Third know Danzo ain’t no good. He know Danzo is a sneaky bastard. Yet he let him run a muck all over the place. Sigh… Lord Third you like man.
So the time came when the Uchiha clan was having some kind of meeting. Now the Hidden Leaf scared of this meeting. Cause they done know them man linking up to plan for War! So Shisui was called by Danzo to just talk. You know Danzo from long wanted to catch this man alone. Shisui had a fool proof plan. Go to the meeting and use this epic Genjutsu called Kotoamatsukami. Yep that is a mouthful. Basically it is a genjutsu that gives you false memories and manipulate you to the user’s will. You wouldn’t even know you are being controlled. That right there is creepy. Thank God he isn’t a pervert.
Danzo you are a punk. You can’t beat nobody fair. You could of gone and train but no…. Had to link up with Orochimaru and cheese your way to the top. Got to be taking man eye and ting just to be stronger. Less ram. So any way Shisui eye got taken out. He got away and went to his only friend. Now when I looked at how he was able to escape with someone ripping out his eye tells me he can bare pain. I know most man would be on the ground bawling and screaming from the pain. Yet he was still able to get away and chat with is friend Itachi. Now I almost shed a man tear. But I “not gon cry”! That moment when Shisui took out his other eye and give it to Itachi I had a thought. What if he had just implanted another eye and kill Danzo. All the problems would of been solved right there and then. I guess not.
This episode is a great way to understand Itachi’s pain. Only now I understand why he did what he did. Only he knew exactly what he had to do. Trying to prevent a full scale war isn’t something one can do easily. Doing it alone would make you do crazy things. So if you haven’t seen this episode as yet I highly recommend it. It is a great episode. To see Itachi one more time isn’t such a bad thing. No Homo. So till the next episode stay frosty!!
Welcome back my fellow Naruto Fans! Just when I thought the fluff recap was over they gave me more. But no need to fear… After the break we got a new intro. With tons of spoilers. It was packed full of things to come! So lets dig in.
As you can see this intro is basically telling us epic things are about to come. I don’t know about you but if the intro got me this hype I can only imagine when I see this thing in all of its animated glory!
Enough about the intro. Lets get back to this fluff/back story episode. This episode was all about the darkness. The way of life for the ANBU isn’t an easy path. Only the dark twisted souls can carry out their orders. Also in this episode the baddest ninja to grace the Narutoverse is introduced. Yes I have an epic man crush. I speak of none other than Itachi.
Interesting enough we will finally see how Itachi became so calculated and cold. To understand why he chose the path that led is younger brother Sasuke into such despair. I mean we have a general idea but through the eyes of Kakashi.
We begin this episode with Kakashi and his new found partner Tenzo aka Yamato killing rival ninjas and stuff. After a hard day at work they discuss about filling the position for a new team member. Kakshi doesn’t seem to be in a hurry for a new team member but he had someone in mind all along. The young prodigy himself Itachi.
Now before Itachi made his appearance we have the Might Guy shooting the breeze with his friends. Once again trying to get Kakashi to hang out with him got turned down. Realizing that the ANBU lifestyle is preventing him from hanging out with his rival he made a decision to either get him out of the ANBU or join the ANBU. Trust me it was pure comedy!
Ting had me rolling lol. So anyway Itachi joined the ANBU and began hearing the rumors of Kakashi. You know how man is. Dem does start talking bout man and ting. Like woman start gossiping. Saying how Kakashi kills even his comrades for the mission. Which led Itachi to ask how he got the Sharigan eye. In that conversation Itachi made a point that hit home. How is it he is comfortable with having a power that did not belong to him. Kakashi never thought about it in that light.
So as the episode went along there was a mission. During this mission many things was pointed out. That Guy is not stupid. He can pull information that isn’t given to him by drawing vague conclusions. Itachi noticed this very quickly. Which lead me to the understanding of why Itachi said one time that no one should underestimate Guy. Don’t talk bout when release the gates.
Just when you think all is done the ANBU team had to carry out their orders. Kill all of the opposing ninjas. Even though Guy had knocked out a few Itachi continued to kill them. With no remorse. Which made Guy very un easy. That is when Kakashi had to put him in check. Guy had his orders. The ANBU had theirs. That is when Guy realized that he really didn’t have the darkness. I won’t lie it was pretty cold how dem man was just walking around stabbing man on the ground. Kakashi didn’t even blink killing that chick with the chidori. That is when you know ya got the darkness.
So as the episode comes to a close you can see how Kakashi suddenly realized how dark he have become. You can see in his eye that he will soon stop being an ANBU. Although we also see how Itachi is working with Danzo to be a spy. Then again being a spy for his clan the Uchiha. Itachi had it rough.
This episode was chalked full of good things. The route Naruto is going I can see only good things to come. I am both excited and thrilled to see the epic fights. Sorry for the late post but big things are coming for CaribGamer.com. Working on advancing the site and adding a few new things. Gonna get back in the swing of things once that is finalized. Until then will stay on time with this epic thing I call Naruto!!! Stay Frosty!
You read that title right. I am a PS fanboy reviewing Titanfall. Lets see if Titanfall can stand being put under the microscope!
- Intense Matches
- Fluid Gameplay
- Insane Graphics
- Addictive and Extremely Fun
- No Offline Mode
- No leaderboards
I will be blunt. Any Sony Fanboy that is hating on this game need to repent. This is the same guys that brought us Call of Duty 4. These are the same guys that brought us Modern Warfare 2. Not Call of Duty Ghost. Not Modern Warfare 3. This game is nothing but pure genius. From the first time that I saw this game at E3 of 2013 I knew. I knew this game would be awesome. The xbox One needed that one game. That one game that set it apart from the PS4. That game my friends is Titanfall.
So let us start with the gameplay. I know you have read many different other sites about how this game is played. Let me state for the record that I am talking about the Xbox One version. Not the PC version. As of writing this now the Xbox 360 version mysteriously have been delayed. Hmm. Right. Forget what you heard. This game is like Call of Duty. Yes I said it. It is like Call of Duty 4. That is why the game feels so familiar. Like riding a bike you start off by popping off a few heads from the AI grunts. Yes there is only 6 vs 6 with a ton of bots. Sound dumb right. I know people who play Battlefield 4 would laugh at those numbers. Destructive environments. I have two things to say about that. No Lag. That is right. While playing Titanfall on my CCT Wimax internet I experienced no lag. Although I was on two bars I wasn’t feeling left behind. I was shooting like the best of them.
Unlike Battlefield 4 it isn’t broken out the box. The game looks sexy as hell. I enjoy the environments. I enjoy the smooth framerates. I enjoy the how chaotic things get in each match. I enjoy this game.
Lets talk about the addiction. From the moment you play this game one thing pops at you. Achievements. If you are an achievement whore then you will feel at home. Basically everything that can be done you will accomplish. A tag pops up on the screen for every accomplishment done. Making you feel like you are the baddest pilot Titanfall have ever seen. Shoot even when you pwning the AI bots you feel like an international bad man. All around this game is a must have for any Xbox One owner.
Now this is the part when I release the inner fanboy in me and rant on the cons of this game. The number one irritating gripe of this game is Online only. Yep. This game is worthless without internet. Completely worthless. Wait before you give me the whole this is 2014 and by now the internet is in abundance speech please shut up. My ISP currently didn’t get that memo about fast internet. Consistent service and making it affordable. So if by chance I hit on hard times and can’t pay them their ransom money I get no internet.
So as you can see no offline mode. Which means I can’t go by my friends house with an Xbox One and connect up via LAN and run some games OFFLINE. Totally sucks. I saw in a blog somewhere that they will only add that functionality if there is a need for it. So in other words NO. Awesome game. But stupid idea to make it online only.
My second gripe isn’t such a big one but there is no campaign mode. I mean there is one but it is basically 9 online matches. A mixture of the different game modes. That is it. Lazy bums couldn’t throw in something that would at least resemble an offline mode. Well to be honest I don’t play Single player so I didn’t miss it but the fanboy force say to piss about it.
To make matters worse there is no leaderboards. Which mean no MLG standards. Which mean no way of taking this game seriously at any tournament. Right now we playing for fun. I guess they will add that later as it is released on the Xbox 360.
That ends my rant. Also ends my review. Get this game. It is fun and has tons of replay value. If you have no internet or stealing WiFi from your neighbor do not get this game. Make sure all is well with your internet before getting this game.